"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sister Challenge?

MrWood

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Has anyone been successful in nailing the sister of a LTR/ Married ex?


backstory:

Married a Finnish woman, for the greencard. She was a very small woman, my Johnson couldnt fit, she didnt enjoy oral, and as most Finn women, largely emotionless. Enter the sister...

Day 1 meeting her there were obvious sparks, the then to be wife even commented. One christmas the wife said "look, shes in a skintight dress and no panties"... etc.
Sister description.. 47yo HB10, blonde... the most smokin' "milf" you ever saw.
She is a Dentist and a championship horse rider, and last I heard, married. It seems shes not now!

5 years post my marriage/divorce we have followed each other abit on FB, her liking my posts and me hers etc. So I figure now that I am recently single, I decide to hit her up rather directly...

Mr Wood
Hei Name... thought I would say hello, have a Happy Easter !!
Sister
Hi Mr Wood!! Happy easter for you too hope you are well

Mr Wood
I’m doing great, thanks. Busy with work, travel, etc, need a break! you too it seems ..some ****ing life huh? we should meet up for drinks or whatever (in Spain? lol) Anyway, take care wink emoticon
Sister
Hi Mr Wood yeah I do have a bit busy life line you too seem to have. Sure we can go for a drink and chat sometime!



I i just need to not **** this up and acquire a FB/FWB with her. I am quite sure she wants no part of a LTR with me, but knows all about my sexual escapades from the sister... heh

advice and other tales wanted
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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El Payaso

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Stop using emoticons.
 

Yewki

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I just need to not **** this up
And that's why you'll probably f*ck this up.

Your message to her about grabbing a drink was pretty try hard, mate. Can you afford to lose this one?
 

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good points thank you. Yes it was a bold move and a hard line, she will expect a full date offer this week or likely loose interest in this?
Figure I need to pull the trigger on this asap. I know she went out dancing to a club I nearly landed at this past weekend.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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good points thank you. Yes it was a bold move and a hard line, she will expect a full date offer this week or likely loose interest in this?
Figure I need to pull the trigger on this asap. I know she went out dancing to a club I nearly landed at this past weekend.
Ask her out asap. Stop screwing around.
 

MrWood

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no solid counter... hopeful?

Me:
I decided that I am taking you out Saturday 8pm to Location, how about it?

Her:
Dear Donnie. I am on riding national team training camp between friday and sunday

Me:
Best of luck!

Her:
Tnx! ..just training then.. let's have a drink other time.

Me:
For sure, if not traveling, will give you a shout soon, awesome action pic btw

Her:
YeeeeHaww! is sooo fun!!

Me:
see ya soon, be safe
 
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