Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

Sir_Chancealot

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A little shameless self-plug here...

Neo, this stuff is gold. Put it in the DJ Bible.

If a guy did 1/4 of what I have posted here, a woman would cream her jeans when thinking of him.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I SAVED THIS ON MY HARDDRIVE!

well done!
 

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What else can I say other than...


THIS IS GOOD SHYT!!!

I already knew the importance of foreplay, but what Chance described was intense! It's sort of like kino taken to the ultimate level. Next time I get down, I'm for sure going tpo remember this.


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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU
 

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definite bible material. man, I will take this with me forever, seriously. It gives us so mutch stuff to expiriment with...THANKYOU
 

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bump
 

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"Where you going, honey?"

"Bathroom!"

"All right, come back soon!"

A naked man runs into a bathroom. Carefully he removes the top of the toilet tank. Taped inside is a well-thumbed copy of "Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques".

"Coming?"

"Oh yes."
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Darn I'm horny.

Good post!

I intend to use it!
 

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excellent post =) amazing and very educating.
just one thing. what the hell is romance novel dirty talk? do they have dirty talk in romance novels? could u give some examples of both porno and romance novel dirty talk.
I know porno is stuff like "suck my **** *****" but what else. and r u sure she wont get offended by talking to her like that? calling her a ***** I mean. telling her to suck ur **** isnt bad but calling her a ***** is an insult isnt it. do girls like being called *****es and sluts and *****s while in bed? do u behave as a porn actor then?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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You dudes!

Its been a long time coming... but your patience has paid off. This article has been added to the DON JUAN BIBLE!

Enjoy your new fame, Sir Chance!

Nick

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The NEW DJ BIBLE
 

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Lord, bless my family, my friends and Sir_Chancealot for his post about Advanced Sexual Techniques



By the way, Sir_Chancealot, you say that it's possible to make a woman have an orgasm just by talking dirty, but you don't add material about how to talk dirty to her.
I mean how can you talk dirty for 20 minutes in a row?
Examples please, my imagination is too limited.

The Pursuivant
PS. Awesome work! Thanks again!
 

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This is one of the best posts on the topic of sex I've seen here - maybe even THE best.

The only worthy comment I can think of is that you need to tailor to personality of each girl you are doing. Arousal is heavily dependant on a girl's personality, so you do need to experiment with each one. You may need to sleep with a girl anything up to a dozen times before you know how to specifically press her buttons.

Bumping this puppy up so it can be rated!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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