"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sir_Chancealot's Advanced Sexual Techniques

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Schotten

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Extremly great post but... Why on earth isn't analsex mentioned?
 

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Wow. I'm so incredibly late to the party, but I have to return to a question that's been asked a few times.

Talking dirty. I can't do it. I appreciate the two styles, that much makes sense to me. I guess I'll have to read romance novels and watch porn to get some research in, but if someone happens to see this and knows what they're talking about... well, I'd thank you for the help.
 
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