"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Single most insane thing I've ever seen regarding dating advice
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Matt Rogers
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lol, it would be even funnier if instead you used a snake as a puppet with one eye.
But yeah, I think a new rule should be never listen to the advice of someone with a moustache who looks like Swiss Toni (British fast show reference).
But yeah, I think a new rule should be never listen to the advice of someone with a moustache who looks like Swiss Toni (British fast show reference).
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Blue Phoenix
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On the net everybody claim to be the expert, the master, the "Americas #1 Singles Expert". There're a lot of people on this just for the money.
No wonder some people don't give this forum a credit. They think this is as "fake" as those we find on the net (like that "Don Diebel").
Desdinova
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getgirls.com is the first site I went to when I was looking for answers. Some of Don Diebel's stuff is good (and I believe he used to post here), but some of it is crap. I've read this tip before and I'm not going to completely put it down because I've never tried it. Another one of his gimmicks was to wear a candy necklace and have a woman take a bite.
Don Diebel recommends a lot of gimmicks such as palm reading, tarot card reading, but he does have some tips that go along the lines of what's learned here
Don Diebel recommends a lot of gimmicks such as palm reading, tarot card reading, but he does have some tips that go along the lines of what's learned here
"When you see a girl that you're attracted to, approach her and tap her on the shoulder lightly with your puppet and when she turns around raise your hand puppet towards her face and say something like this with your puppet, "Hi beautiful, would you like to dance with me?" Move your puppet up and down with your hand as you are saying your script just as if the puppet was really talking. And be sure to talk in a real silly voice."
hahahahahaha. That IS hilarious. It will work great up until the woman wonders why the hell you carry a hand puppet to nightclubs.
hahahahahaha. That IS hilarious. It will work great up until the woman wonders why the hell you carry a hand puppet to nightclubs.
Player_Supreme
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This does go down as the lamest technique EVER tried!!!
It's amazing how fools and I mean fools will use any kind of prop to get out from stepping out as a man and just being a person when it comes to meeting women.
So many put such a great fear on this whole dating process that it's amazing that there are any kids being born anymore.
It's amazing how fools and I mean fools will use any kind of prop to get out from stepping out as a man and just being a person when it comes to meeting women.
So many put such a great fear on this whole dating process that it's amazing that there are any kids being born anymore.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Right...
Ok, i can see the "you are a little silly, may be funny" but women dont go to clubs to pick up hand puppets...
Imagine this.. this guy is dancing with a woman, and as he is dancing, the puppet mutters "Oh, you got such a nice ass!" , "Oh baby, im horny" .... yeah, bring that puppet to bed too...
Read his Valentine gifts list....
Top Ten Gifts to Give Single Women on Valentine
Gift certificate for a manicure or pedicure.
• Find out her favorite color of roses and surprise her with a bouquet of roses.
• All women love chocolate, so a box of Godiva chocolates would be an excellent gift.
• Starbucks gift certificate.
And... for some odd reason:
Women love to take bubble baths. Buy her some bubble bath. Hopefully, you can join her in the tub to soak in the bubbles, if you know what I mean.
• Abercrombie & Fitch T-Shirt or Sweatshirt.
what the fukk are those two doing toghether?
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
jesus.
I'm sure that if the puppet is made out of human hair, it will cause interest on her part. I mean, think about it, you are a woman, you feel a tap on your shoulder, turn around, and there you have, a hand puppet made out of hair. That will intrigue her. She will die laughing because you're funny, and she will find you to be a very intelectual person. Pure gold.
Gangster Of Love
Master Don Juan
Actually, it is definintely not the lamest advice. You want some delusional comedy, check out that Wayne Ross character. The puppet, as any other prop, will work great if you already have your $hit together as a man. If used only as a crutch because you got nothing going, the chicks will see through it and know you are just scared to be a man.
While I would never use a puppet for that purpose, I do know that if f you have your act together, you can pretty much do whatever you want, on your terms, even if considered lame by others, and get a way with it. That is the level you want to reach, when you do things because you want to, and not care what others think.
While I would never use a puppet for that purpose, I do know that if f you have your act together, you can pretty much do whatever you want, on your terms, even if considered lame by others, and get a way with it. That is the level you want to reach, when you do things because you want to, and not care what others think.
Spike_the_Dragon
Senior Don Juan
Thats really creepy... I mean, damn.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Frank Zappa
Senior Don Juan
amen.