Silliest/Funniest Pick-up lines

[Flabbergasped?]

I will like to say that these are NOT for field usage. It's me trying to have a little fun on the interwebs XD. I'm going to post some idiotic lines that I've heard/used, and you can do the same. Be wary of using them in actual practice, because pick-up lines don't work.

I made this one, it rocks my box: "Do you work at Office Depot? 'Cus you're fine like .5 mm lead"

"Are your parents terrorists? Cus you are the bomb" <=== said this one to a paki girl just to see what reaction I could pull out, she just laughed.

"How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up." <== Some girl actually did it, and I said "So, did you hear about the stock market?" A jolly moment.

"Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day." <== So common, but probably the worst.

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven."

Another one I made up in those glorious AFC days: "The police will be at your house in 24 hours." <== They're usually curious as to what this is since it sounds so random. Then, I say, "You stole my heart, that's a felony around here."

Again, don't use these. They're for a good laugh only.

 

[Rocko]

haha, another good one is:

*check the girls t-shirt tag* "just as i thought, made in heaven."

 

[dannowillbookem]

another one is

(looking at the screen) you look familiar... meh probably because i've seen a million threads just like this

 

[B-Lemond]

another one is

(looking at the screen) you look familiar... meh probably because i've seen a million threads just like this

:crackup:

 

[Steg]

"Do you sleep on your back?"
Yes/No
"Can I?"

I'm Exo,btw. Lost my goddamn e-mail and password.

 

[Alittude]

Do you raise chickens? Because you sure did raise my ****k

 

[Docs]

A c**k is a roaster...

 

[GloriouslyInsane]

Well i remember this one time that i overheard one of my buds saying to a girl "you're so sweet,your father must be a candymaker(well this is not the goddamn english word but anw you get the point)" , so i put a little twist to it and said "nah,she's SOOO beautiful her father MUST be a plastic surgeon",of course i didn'r know back then this was a semi-neghit.

 

[MuayThai]

A good response for "I have a boyfriend" is...

"so I don't wanna **** your boyfriend"

I've used it a few times, with positive results.