"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Shyt you've said to chicks that got them cracking up or shocked at what you said to their face.

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Shyt I've said to chicks directly in person that had them shocked at first then cracking up:

Some chick was talking blah, blah, blah and I cut her off with a straight look on my face and said: "Ok. this conversation is boring." Chick looked dead at me shocked and then we both started cracking up.

Other's I've told: "Ok Let's stop the nonsense." or "Alright. Enough of you."

Or if a chick is going on and on about random BS and you find yourself getting bored: "Ok. Times up."

You'd be surprised at how saying things like that can spice shyt up when saying those things in a serious but joking manner.

Friends and I say the same shyt to each other when we've overstayed our welcome or the conversation gets boring etc.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."
 
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BrothaFunk said:
There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."
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That's brutal. it happens.
 
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This happened at work. Two co-workers, a guy and a girl about 5 years younger than me was present. I was talking to the girl and she was asking what my girlfriend was doing, I quickly replied "washing my dishes". She became speechless, the guy took the joke and burst into laughter, so do I. She was still speechless and the conversation just died.

The look on her face was priceless, she thought I was serious even after we started laughing. I just say wildly misogynistic sh!t for shock value and amusement, I'm not actually like that.
 
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I've told chicks I know to be quiet before I lock them in their cage.

If they know you and are cool they tell you to shut up and crack up.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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my friend told his wife's friend who can be a royal pain in the ass in front of a bunch of us he was going to take her to his tool shed and hack her to bits then melt her down and make bars of soap out of her.

A lot of dudes I know can be pretty obnoxious. lol
 
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