Shyt you've said to chicks that got them cracking up or shocked at what you said to their face.

[9Volt]

Shyt I've said to chicks directly in person that had them shocked at first then cracking up:

Some chick was talking blah, blah, blah and I cut her off with a straight look on my face and said: "Ok. this conversation is boring." Chick looked dead at me shocked and then we both started cracking up.

Other's I've told: "Ok Let's stop the nonsense." or "Alright. Enough of you."

Or if a chick is going on and on about random BS and you find yourself getting bored: "Ok. Times up."

You'd be surprised at how saying things like that can spice shyt up when saying those things in a serious but joking manner.

Friends and I say the same shyt to each other when we've overstayed our welcome or the conversation gets boring etc.

 

[BrothaFunk]

There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."

 

[9Volt]

There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."

That's brutal. it happens.

 

[Serenity]

This happened at work. Two co-workers, a guy and a girl about 5 years younger than me was present. I was talking to the girl and she was asking what my girlfriend was doing, I quickly replied "washing my dishes". She became speechless, the guy took the joke and burst into laughter, so do I. She was still speechless and the conversation just died.

The look on her face was priceless, she thought I was serious even after we started laughing. I just say wildly misogynistic sh!t for shock value and amusement, I'm not actually like that.

 

[9Volt]

I've told chicks I know to be quiet before I lock them in their cage.

If they know you and are cool they tell you to shut up and crack up.

 

[9Volt]

my friend told his wife's friend who can be a royal pain in the ass in front of a bunch of us he was going to take her to his tool shed and hack her to bits then melt her down and make bars of soap out of her.

A lot of dudes I know can be pretty obnoxious. lol