"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Shyt you've said to chicks that got them cracking up or shocked at what you said to their face.

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Shyt I've said to chicks directly in person that had them shocked at first then cracking up:

Some chick was talking blah, blah, blah and I cut her off with a straight look on my face and said: "Ok. this conversation is boring." Chick looked dead at me shocked and then we both started cracking up.

Other's I've told: "Ok Let's stop the nonsense." or "Alright. Enough of you."

Or if a chick is going on and on about random BS and you find yourself getting bored: "Ok. Times up."

You'd be surprised at how saying things like that can spice shyt up when saying those things in a serious but joking manner.

Friends and I say the same shyt to each other when we've overstayed our welcome or the conversation gets boring etc.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."
 
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BrothaFunk said:
There is a girl that gave me her number before she went on a trip and before she left, rather than tell her to have a great trip, I just said, "Well, I hope your plane doesn't crash."
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That's brutal. it happens.
 
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This happened at work. Two co-workers, a guy and a girl about 5 years younger than me was present. I was talking to the girl and she was asking what my girlfriend was doing, I quickly replied "washing my dishes". She became speechless, the guy took the joke and burst into laughter, so do I. She was still speechless and the conversation just died.

The look on her face was priceless, she thought I was serious even after we started laughing. I just say wildly misogynistic sh!t for shock value and amusement, I'm not actually like that.
 
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I've told chicks I know to be quiet before I lock them in their cage.

If they know you and are cool they tell you to shut up and crack up.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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my friend told his wife's friend who can be a royal pain in the ass in front of a bunch of us he was going to take her to his tool shed and hack her to bits then melt her down and make bars of soap out of her.

A lot of dudes I know can be pretty obnoxious. lol
 
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