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[Ratman]

Well this weekend im going to a party and i know this girl thats going. We bin talking alot lately and shes told me she likes me. Im just unsure on how to approach and how to get a good'ld snog out of her . Im not a shy person and ill most properly be wasted to f**k on the night so there will be a whole lota confidence in me.

I just wanna be ready, cause i dont really wanna screw this up shes hot!

 

[Interpol]

What advice are you looking for exactly? What you just described is probably the easiest approach scenario possible. Just go up and start talking to her. Be funny. Don't suck.

 

[Ratman]

yeah its an easy scenario but i just want to start it right not some crap like

Me: Hi
Her: Hi

SILENCE

 

[gregory]

actually, what u said happened to me several times with this girl i really liked... except she said "hi" first.. attention wh0re... lol.

ummm after that there was sexual tension between us because i felt somethign i hope she felt it too lol.

 

[Interpol]

You know, sometimes I wonder if people have ever had a conversation before...

"So, how has your day/week/summer been?"
"How do you know (party host)?"
"What kind of music do you like?"
"What do you usually do for fun?"
"What's you favorite movie/Have you seen any good ones lately?"
"If you could go on vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?"
"What do you REALLY want to do when you're older?"

Then, follow up her answers with more questions, like:

You: So, how has your summer been?

Her: Pretty good, I went camping with my family last weekend.

You: Really? Where did you guys go?

Her: We went to (whatever).

You: Oh cool, I hear they have some really nice trails there. (make stuff like this up if you need to)

Her: Yeah they do. We actually got lost on one of them!

You: Haha, too bad I wasn't there, I'm a master navigator! (C+F)


Now maybe that wasn't the world's greatest conversation but you get the idea. Even if the chick is anti-social or something and only gives one-word answers, you can still use this technique:

You: So, how has your summer been?
Her: Good.
You: Only "good"? What have you been doing?
Her: Mostly working.
You: Where do you work?


Etc, etc. Understand now? If you're both drunk that should make things 100x easier.

 

[splinterkb]

If you're gonna be really really drunk, the best thing to do is not talk to her (unless she's also really drunk). If she's not and you are, youll come off as obnoxious, clumsy, and generally not juanish at all. Overall, you'll come off as a drunk.

 

[Thraxeh]

Originally posted by splinterkb
If you're gonna be really really drunk, the best thing to do is not talk to her (unless she's also really drunk). If she's not and you are, youll come off as obnoxious, clumsy, and generally not juanish at all. Overall, you'll come off as a drunk.

and also she will remember EVERYTHING you did that night, wereas u will have no idea what happened

 

[Ratman]

you dont get drunk that often do you. You can remember everything when your drunk. Well I can.

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Originally posted by Ratman
you dont get drunk that often do you. You can remember everything when your drunk. Well I can.

lol same here man ... I guess we're special : my sister doesn'T remember **** after she's wasted, same with all my friends ...