Should I let my dog die a virgin?

[Obsidian]

Well, I don't think this dog needs an LTR necessarily. You can always let him pimp the hor dogs. A chihuahua may be a bit of a stretch, tho.

 

[Raikojo17]

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and the award for funniest poster goes to. Last man standing!

lol seriously man, you have me weak.

 

[WhiskeyRox]

The reason your dog is a virgin is because HE'S GAY! Brittany spaniels? Get a MAN'S DOG, like a german shepard or a rottweiler! Who cares if your prissy little pansy spaniel gets laid. Too many worthless yappy dogs in the world anyway. Anything under 45 pounds is a rodent.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

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and the award for funniest poster goes to. Last man standing!

lol seriously man, you have me weak.

I still think this one is in the competition

Better than the DJ Bible. Very good technique

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

The reason your dog is a virgin is because HE'S GAY! Brittany spaniels? Get a MAN'S DOG, like a german shepard or a rottweiler! Who cares if your prissy little pansy spaniel gets laid. Too many worthless yappy dogs in the world anyway. Anything under 45 pounds is a rodent.

Yeah, everyone knows that Spaniels are emo.

 

[Docs]

Ahhaaha. Nice Franciso

 

[Jariel]

Whoa there I know it's hard to find decent women, but surely things aren't that bad! Whatever you are thinking of doing to your dog or having it do to you is between you, him and animal rights movements, but give it some thought first!

Just kidding. I had a good laugh from this thread.

 

[Last Man Standing]

The llittle hor chihuahua dug a hole and was in my yard and my dog was all over her - I think she's too small for him - he'll probably split her in half!! I picked the little hor up and shot her over the fence and the look on my dog's face was as if he wanted to kick my ass!!

I put boards along the fence to keep the little horny dog out and went to wash my car - after I finished I went to the backyard and she was there again with a seemingly satisfied look on her face and all starry-eyed!! I quickly looked at my dog - he was chilling out on the bench smoking a cigarette and had a martini in his paw - I was like ohhhhhh no!!!! Did they do it?

I guess I have to wait and see if she has an orange and white spaniel mix - how many months is that?

 

[Obsidian]

haha, you shouldn't be assuming that your dog is so innocent

 

[CLOONEY]

The llittle hor chihuahua dug a hole and was in my yard and my dog was all over her - I think she's too small for him - he'll probably split her in half!! I picked the little hor up and shot her over the fence and the look on my dog's face was as if he wanted to kick mt ass!!

I put boards along the fence to keep the little horny dog out and went to wash my car - after I finished I went to the backyard and she was there again with a seemingly satisfied look on her face and all starry-eyed!! I quickly looked at my dog - he was chilling out on the bench smoking a cigarette and had a martini in his paw - I was like ohhhhhh no!!!! Did they do it?

I guess I have to wait and see if she has an orange and white spaniel mix - how many months is that?

aaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahhahhaha. That is some funny sh*t!!!!! hahaahahahahaha.

 

[Raikojo17]

lol nice fransico. that was hilarious

but LMS i can help you out man. my dog is a virgin and not a hor dog. i never let her go out anywhere alone. i have to be with her. and if she escapes i chase her down. she's a good little angel who wont give it up until marraige

she'd be perfect for your dog, if he likes taller women. she's hot too

 

[Kid Quick]

Since you have a purebred you could charge a stud fee for breeding. Make some money and give Rover some excitement.

 

[penkitten]

dude, call the vet and get him on the stud list.
someone will call and tell you they want to breed their spaniel with yours. tell them how much your fee is, it is usually whatever a puppy costs.

 

[Snatchmaster]

I always wondered whether the sex of a dog mattered to a guy who was into Brittany Spaniels.

Go for it! But don't forget to give hime an enema first!