"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Should I go to prom?

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It's best you go.

In my case, I attended an all boys parochial school. Going to prom alone was as bad as not going at all. You'd be the laughing stock of the school for a long time. I got lucky and got a date.

But you only live once.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Brighty, GO TO THE PROM!!!

It's a part of our high school culture, it won't harm you to go and surely you want to mix with your fellow students and have a good time?

Some people despise their high school, but it isn't about the establishment (or raging against it). I enjoyed my prom thoroughly even though I was strongly against some ways in which my high school was run. The only person really losing out is you, no one else. Do you want to look back on your prom and regret not going?

Who knows, you might take a girl you don't find too hot to the prom, but end up meeting other girls and finding an HB and closing with her ( this happened to me on my junior prom haha). My point is, just because you take a girl to the prom, doesn't mean you can't go for other girls!

A Don Juan doesn't restrict himself to one woman if he wants many, and he doesn't apologise for his innate male desires!

Whatever you do in life, in situations like these where you aren't risking anything, GO FOR IT. This applies to being a Don Juan, approaching girls, finding new hobbies, playing sports, college applications, broadening your horizons etc, not just a prom, but if you cultivate that attitude of living life to the full now it will enrich your life in the long run.


So what are you waiting for?
 

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Maxtro said:
ROFL is anybody checking the date on this thread before they post?

04-11-2009

I'm pretty sure the prom happened by now. And most likely Brighty has graduated.

Ahh.

Well, in that case...

Brighty, did you end up going to your prom, and if so, how was it?
 

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Maxtro said:
ROFL is anybody checking the date on this thread before they post?

04-11-2009

I'm pretty sure the prom happened by now. And most likely Brighty has graduated.

It was a newbie! Son of a b*tch! Got sucked into a mean less thread for lack of observational effort!
 

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Maxtro said:
ROFL is anybody checking the date on this thread before they post?

04-11-2009

I'm pretty sure the prom happened by now. And most likely Brighty has graduated.
LMAO

I wonder what other problems from the past we can solve.... I feel like Sam out of quantum leap.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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