"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Well this is a really long story but ill try and keep it short...

Yesterday I got this girls number I kept making eye contact at lunc shes a fairly hot sophmore so I figured what the hell try and be spontanious and cool so I asked she gave it to me.... So after my next class I was headin to my car and saw a friend started talkin to him the girl runs up and hugs me and tells me to call her I was like ok weird but why not give it a try ... lastnight when i was at work I called her shes like wow didnt think you would call she had to go though..

So today she runs up and hugs me again ... once again next passing period same thing but she kisses me ALOT and wont let me go then at my lunch SAME THING aghh I mean she is pretty but this worries me ive never had a girl do this... Is she just fvcked up or a slut... i dont want any STDs and its almost just freakin me out... what is she thinking? should i just end it becuase she seems weird.... well i hope she doesnt think im her boyfriend now arghh..what do i do?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I label this chick as:
a) One that easily falls in "love".
b) Head over heels in "love" with you.

I don't know, she wouldn't turn me on.
 
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If she's hot, hit it & quit it.

If she isn't, do the LJBF thing.
 
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She's an AFC.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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oh man I am serious she is a total psycho. At lunch she kept trying to hug me and flipped out when I ignored her becuase we arent going out and she went outside looking really mad. Then one my female friends basicly told her to **** off.... Well then tonight this girl goes telling me "oh your going out with my friend" I said no and she told me the girl said she wanted to throw stuff at my car becuase Im not "acting like a boyfriend" and that I probably wont be for much longer. Well great she is psycho anyway and I never asked her out or said we where going out in the first place . She gives me the creeps :(
 
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Let her know you arn't going out and yes, she's an AFC.
 
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