shjttt test. How should I respond to this??

[royyourboat]

Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?

Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”

This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.

We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.

 

[GreatHornedOwl]

This girl lives in another state and you're worried about a sh!t test??

 

[royyourboat]

This girl lives in another state and you're worried about a sh!t test??

I’m a virgin and want to get it over with. Plus I sorta know this girl from my religious background and would be the coolest first fck story if it could happen.

 

[royyourboat]

"Yes, I'm seeing other girls."

Leave it at that.

no humorous undertone???

 

[royyourboat]

Dude, just answer the guy's fvcking question.

Many guys here reply with philosophically pontificating bvllsh!t and 'deeper meaning' nonsense.

Just. Answer. The. Question.

yes i’m worried ab a sh*t test.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

Hey boys. For more context look at my last post. But this girl just shjtt test me on snap. Haven’t replied yet. Any tips on how to pass this one?

Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”

This girl is a crazy ***** that has had a crush on me for years and randomly txt me asking if I wanted to fck.

We’ve basically been sexting back and fourth but haven’t done the deed yet bc we live in different states.

"A gentleman never kisses and tells" with a smirk emoji

 

[GreatHornedOwl]

No.

And for the love of.... don't starting using 'lol', 'lmao', and the wink emoji.

If you say anything other than something like I've suggested, she wins.

Be direct. To the point.

You want her to be worried that you're with other girls.

Coming from the guy that made a rose out of a napkin.

 

[EyeBRollin]

Make a date and go fvck her.

 

[royyourboat]

"A gentleman never kisses and tells" with a smirk emoji

she likes it rough tho. not the gentleman type.

 

[GreatHornedOwl]

She never actually asked you a question.

Ask her who's going to bring the handcuffs.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

she likes it rough tho. not the gentleman type.

You clearly don't understand playfulness and teasing. She isn't going to take that literally.

 

[royyourboat]

You clearly don't understand playfulness and teasing. She isn't going to take that literally.

she will take my dck literally

 

[royyourboat]

She never actually asked you a question.

Ask her who's going to bring the handcuffs.

i like that

 

[Velasco]

Her - “I’m just going to cut to the ****, I know you’re probably talking to other bitchs, and I just want to let you know, I’m not playing any games”

"good to know"

 

[royyourboat]

"good to know"

“good to know. so who is going to bring the handcuffs?” that line kind of fire no??

 

[royyourboat]

That's fine. No need to overthink it.

thanks guys

 

[BackInTheGame78]

she will take my dck literally

Pretty confident for a guy who doesn't know how to handle a very basic situation.

 

[royyourboat]

Pretty confident for a guy who doesn't know how to handle a very basic situation.

don’t be fooled, my confidence is a façade. just tryna get some of that puss before bill gates castrates us all. Thanks for the help bro.

 

[royyourboat]

That's fine. No need to overthink it.

so she replied. “so you are?” i’m for sure overthinking this now.

 

[Velasco]

"Bye"