"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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she's kissing someone else at a party, and you're there.

bollocks

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or at least she's paying all her attention to this dude, and they're hugging, or something similiar. and she's drunk. or close to it.

basically your girlfriend, or whatever you choose to refer to her by, is ignoring you and is concentrating on someone else.

this hasn't happened to me yet, but i suddenly thought about it.

what would be the best thing to do? to let her know you're pissed off (understandbly), without thumping the dude or her or anything ridiculous like this.

all i could think of was strolling up and mocking her by also to fawning over him. there's nothing gained from this, but surely it's better than storming out and crying in the moonlight, or fighting them both, or pretending it didn't happen and writing in your dairy with black eyeliner on whilst listening to dashboard confessional and asking your cat for advice.

note: this hasn't happened to me yet.

fire away.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Thraxeh

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i just wouldnt play that **** if it happens. just let it be, talk to her when shes sober, and say "**** you. BYE"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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gregory

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make out with girls in front of her face if that's the case.
 
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