Hello Friend,

If this is your first visit to SoSuave, I would advise you to START HERE.

It will be the most efficient use of your time.

And you will learn everything you need to know to become a huge success with women.

Thank you for visiting and have a great day!

She's completely naked... and I'm far from hard

Finch

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What's up guys?

I haven't been around here in a long time. Before I stopped coming here I was in a 1yr 1/2 relationship that didn't work out. Then I've been single for almost a year now refining my skills and trying to heal from that past relationship which was pretty painful.

I've done well for the most part. Until last night... I had this girl that was totally into me. I played it cool and she was just eating it up. Before I knew it she was naked and giving me head. Sweet.

There's just one little problem.. We've been drinking, a lot, and I'm only at half mast while she's been going down on me for a few mintues. I said no big deal. I don't get off to head.

So she says let's just have sex then. I'm down of course! But still no luck.

This is really bizzare to me because I'm use to drinking and then hooking up to have sex. I've done that a lot since I've been single and haven't had a problem. I guess I was just a little nervous cause this girl and I hit it off so well and I wanted to impress her, which I thought would be no problem cause sex is my specialty.

The worst part of it is that she couldn't understand why I wasn't getting up. At one point she even asks me if I'm gay. OUCH! I was pissed and picked up my clothes, put them back on, threw her clothes in her face and told her to get dressed cause she's going home.

Anyway this girl sends me texts afterwords and she's like don't worry it's no big deal. We're totally cool. No reason to be embarrassed... blah blah blah. She tells me that she has no doubt that I'm fantastic in bed. So I tell her don't flatter me until you've experienced it. I'd love to get you naked and show you what you missed. Then she says we'll just have to wait and see. I kinda think we will be better as friends. OUCH!

As you can imagine my ego's busted at the moment and I felt robbed of my manhood last night. Couldn't help but come here and share it with you guys.

Remember my friends, drink.. but do not drink too much cause it'll ruin your game.
 

Bonez

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My biggest fear
 

onyx

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I usually get **** faced til I'm wobbly and can sometimes get it up and other times I can't. Be okay though, shes probably just embarased that she couldn't give you a lob on
 

OneEyedJack

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That you lost your cool did more damage than your whisky ****.

Just learn the lesson to not **** while ****faced, and you should have a prosperous sex life.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Happens to me when I take too much [insert chemical here]. Sucks, but whatcha gonna do? Happens to alot of dudes. Go get some Viagra online or hit up your doc.
 

theunflushables

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Remember, don't get hammered. Because those who get hammered don't get to nail.
 

djSlvt

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She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.
 

KarmaSutra

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djSlvt said:
She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.

I thought Skip was a fvcking idiot but you've managed to beat him.

It happens to all guys at one point or another. Lay off the sauce and find a chick who is hot.
 
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