"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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She's completely naked... and I'm far from hard

Finch

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What's up guys?

I haven't been around here in a long time. Before I stopped coming here I was in a 1yr 1/2 relationship that didn't work out. Then I've been single for almost a year now refining my skills and trying to heal from that past relationship which was pretty painful.

I've done well for the most part. Until last night... I had this girl that was totally into me. I played it cool and she was just eating it up. Before I knew it she was naked and giving me head. Sweet.

There's just one little problem.. We've been drinking, a lot, and I'm only at half mast while she's been going down on me for a few mintues. I said no big deal. I don't get off to head.

So she says let's just have sex then. I'm down of course! But still no luck.

This is really bizzare to me because I'm use to drinking and then hooking up to have sex. I've done that a lot since I've been single and haven't had a problem. I guess I was just a little nervous cause this girl and I hit it off so well and I wanted to impress her, which I thought would be no problem cause sex is my specialty.

The worst part of it is that she couldn't understand why I wasn't getting up. At one point she even asks me if I'm gay. OUCH! I was pissed and picked up my clothes, put them back on, threw her clothes in her face and told her to get dressed cause she's going home.

Anyway this girl sends me texts afterwords and she's like don't worry it's no big deal. We're totally cool. No reason to be embarrassed... blah blah blah. She tells me that she has no doubt that I'm fantastic in bed. So I tell her don't flatter me until you've experienced it. I'd love to get you naked and show you what you missed. Then she says we'll just have to wait and see. I kinda think we will be better as friends. OUCH!

As you can imagine my ego's busted at the moment and I felt robbed of my manhood last night. Couldn't help but come here and share it with you guys.

Remember my friends, drink.. but do not drink too much cause it'll ruin your game.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Bonez

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My biggest fear
 

onyx

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I usually get **** faced til I'm wobbly and can sometimes get it up and other times I can't. Be okay though, shes probably just embarased that she couldn't give you a lob on
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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OneEyedJack

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That you lost your cool did more damage than your whisky ****.

Just learn the lesson to not **** while ****faced, and you should have a prosperous sex life.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Happens to me when I take too much [insert chemical here]. Sucks, but whatcha gonna do? Happens to alot of dudes. Go get some Viagra online or hit up your doc.
 

theunflushables

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Remember, don't get hammered. Because those who get hammered don't get to nail.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.
 

KarmaSutra

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djSlvt said:
She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.

I thought Skip was a fvcking idiot but you've managed to beat him.

It happens to all guys at one point or another. Lay off the sauce and find a chick who is hot.
 
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