Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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She's completely naked... and I'm far from hard

Finch

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What's up guys?

I haven't been around here in a long time. Before I stopped coming here I was in a 1yr 1/2 relationship that didn't work out. Then I've been single for almost a year now refining my skills and trying to heal from that past relationship which was pretty painful.

I've done well for the most part. Until last night... I had this girl that was totally into me. I played it cool and she was just eating it up. Before I knew it she was naked and giving me head. Sweet.

There's just one little problem.. We've been drinking, a lot, and I'm only at half mast while she's been going down on me for a few mintues. I said no big deal. I don't get off to head.

So she says let's just have sex then. I'm down of course! But still no luck.

This is really bizzare to me because I'm use to drinking and then hooking up to have sex. I've done that a lot since I've been single and haven't had a problem. I guess I was just a little nervous cause this girl and I hit it off so well and I wanted to impress her, which I thought would be no problem cause sex is my specialty.

The worst part of it is that she couldn't understand why I wasn't getting up. At one point she even asks me if I'm gay. OUCH! I was pissed and picked up my clothes, put them back on, threw her clothes in her face and told her to get dressed cause she's going home.

Anyway this girl sends me texts afterwords and she's like don't worry it's no big deal. We're totally cool. No reason to be embarrassed... blah blah blah. She tells me that she has no doubt that I'm fantastic in bed. So I tell her don't flatter me until you've experienced it. I'd love to get you naked and show you what you missed. Then she says we'll just have to wait and see. I kinda think we will be better as friends. OUCH!

As you can imagine my ego's busted at the moment and I felt robbed of my manhood last night. Couldn't help but come here and share it with you guys.

Remember my friends, drink.. but do not drink too much cause it'll ruin your game.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bonez

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My biggest fear
 

onyx

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I usually get **** faced til I'm wobbly and can sometimes get it up and other times I can't. Be okay though, shes probably just embarased that she couldn't give you a lob on
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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OneEyedJack

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That you lost your cool did more damage than your whisky ****.

Just learn the lesson to not **** while ****faced, and you should have a prosperous sex life.
 

ER!C L!VE

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Happens to me when I take too much [insert chemical here]. Sucks, but whatcha gonna do? Happens to alot of dudes. Go get some Viagra online or hit up your doc.
 

theunflushables

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Remember, don't get hammered. Because those who get hammered don't get to nail.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.
 

KarmaSutra

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djSlvt said:
She gotta suck it before it gets hard, tell her to get on with it. If you're still soft, tell her she don't know what she doing.

I thought Skip was a fvcking idiot but you've managed to beat him.

It happens to all guys at one point or another. Lay off the sauce and find a chick who is hot.
 
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