redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
http://forums.myspace.com/t/1487023.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=1&SortOrder=0
Wow
It's a bit funny
:crackup:
Wow
It's a bit funny
:crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She's angry at men
- Thread starter redspicyflag
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Cringeworthy. I feel bad for how naive she is.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Oh ****, she left her husband because he was cheating on her........with porn M8 WTF. On her myspace page she says
"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
Lol I think history would disagree with her one who's role it is to serve who...
Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I think she's a troll
otherwise
she's really f'd up
otherwise
she's really f'd up
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
She sounds like some of the men here actually.
I can't stand women drivers. My mother causes accidents as well. She'll go so slow and then get freaked out by a car she thinks is about to blow a stop sign, so she'll slam the brakes on, when, for us normal people, we won't even flinch. Bloody annoying.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
holy crap.... hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
re: on her first post
Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.
But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.
But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MrNotebook
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....she's AFCing the kid.
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
I dont know whether to laugh or cry, I feel like laughing my ass of at the dumb b!tch but then I also feel bad for her and her poor, poor son. "Serve women", my god. That kid is going to kill himself. Unless she "loves him to death".
She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
KontrollerX
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Plenty of the callers to the Tom Leykis show who are AFC fvck ups had a single parent home with a mother who raised her son like this woman intends to raise her's.
Poor kid.
He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
Poor kid.
He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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agreed.iqqi said:
the only way she'll convince people on those forums is to use the "plugged-into-the-Matrix" analogy that everyone uses here now.
she seems like the female version of LMS.
LostAndConfused
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"Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do."
HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Am I the only who thinks she may be a troll?