"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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She's angry at men

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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[S]alvatore

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Oh ****, she left her husband because he was cheating on her........with porn M8 WTF. On her myspace page she says

"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
 

SmoothTalker

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Lol I think history would disagree with her one who's role it is to serve who...

Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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The one about the driving is pure genius...lol.
 

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I can't stand women drivers. My mother causes accidents as well. She'll go so slow and then get freaked out by a car she thinks is about to blow a stop sign, so she'll slam the brakes on, when, for us normal people, we won't even flinch. Bloody annoying.
 

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holy crap.... hahahahahaha

SusanWrote: Oh sure, I'm a hypocrite, well why don't you take a look in the mirrow before you go calling people names? What's the matter, are you another MALE that is ashamed about the fact that he can't drive and so he tries to put down us women?? GROW UP!
SighWrote: I never put down women. I put you down as a dillusional hypocrite, you dumb b!tch.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
 

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re: on her first post

Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.

But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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....she's AFCing the kid.
 

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I dont know whether to laugh or cry, I feel like laughing my ass of at the dumb b!tch but then I also feel bad for her and her poor, poor son. "Serve women", my god. That kid is going to kill himself. Unless she "loves him to death".

She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
 

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Plenty of the callers to the Tom Leykis show who are AFC fvck ups had a single parent home with a mother who raised her son like this woman intends to raise her's.

Poor kid.

He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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iqqi said:
She sounds like some of the men here actually.
agreed.

the only way she'll convince people on those forums is to use the "plugged-into-the-Matrix" analogy that everyone uses here now.

she seems like the female version of LMS.
 

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"Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do."

HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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