"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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[S]alvatore

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Oh ****, she left her husband because he was cheating on her........with porn M8 WTF. On her myspace page she says

"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
 

SmoothTalker

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Lol I think history would disagree with her one who's role it is to serve who...

Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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The one about the driving is pure genius...lol.
 

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I can't stand women drivers. My mother causes accidents as well. She'll go so slow and then get freaked out by a car she thinks is about to blow a stop sign, so she'll slam the brakes on, when, for us normal people, we won't even flinch. Bloody annoying.
 

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holy crap.... hahahahahaha

SusanWrote: Oh sure, I'm a hypocrite, well why don't you take a look in the mirrow before you go calling people names? What's the matter, are you another MALE that is ashamed about the fact that he can't drive and so he tries to put down us women?? GROW UP!
SighWrote: I never put down women. I put you down as a dillusional hypocrite, you dumb b!tch.
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
 

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re: on her first post

Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.

But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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MrNotebook

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....she's AFCing the kid.
 

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I dont know whether to laugh or cry, I feel like laughing my ass of at the dumb b!tch but then I also feel bad for her and her poor, poor son. "Serve women", my god. That kid is going to kill himself. Unless she "loves him to death".

She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
 

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Plenty of the callers to the Tom Leykis show who are AFC fvck ups had a single parent home with a mother who raised her son like this woman intends to raise her's.

Poor kid.

He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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iqqi said:
She sounds like some of the men here actually.
agreed.

the only way she'll convince people on those forums is to use the "plugged-into-the-Matrix" analogy that everyone uses here now.

she seems like the female version of LMS.
 

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"Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do."

HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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