redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
http://forums.myspace.com/t/1487023.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=1&SortOrder=0
Wow
It's a bit funny
:crackup:
Wow
It's a bit funny
:crackup:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
She's angry at men
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Cringeworthy. I feel bad for how naive she is.
[S]alvatore
Master Don Juan
Oh ****, she left her husband because he was cheating on her........with porn M8 WTF. On her myspace page she says
"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
"My name is Susan, and I am currently single, after almost 13 years of marriage. I have changed greatly since the divorce, and I no longer focus on the male species, instead I focus on more important things in life, and on caring for my son, Rick. Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do. I DO NOT DATE MEN ANYMORE, SO IF YOU ARE A MALE, DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I have dated a few woman, and would consider spending more time with one, as I feel that only a woman can raise a child right."
SmoothTalker
Master Don Juan
Lol I think history would disagree with her one who's role it is to serve who...
Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
Well ideally nobody would be anyone's slave, but she's going to royally screw her son up. Hope he has some good male friends or finds this site.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
I think she's a troll
otherwise
she's really f'd up
otherwise
she's really f'd up
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
iqqi
Master Don Juan
She sounds like some of the men here actually.
I can't stand women drivers. My mother causes accidents as well. She'll go so slow and then get freaked out by a car she thinks is about to blow a stop sign, so she'll slam the brakes on, when, for us normal people, we won't even flinch. Bloody annoying.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
holy crap.... hahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
re: on her first post
Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.
But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
Women pay less insurance not because they are better drivers, rather they are less likely to drive the car in general. When you put John Smith and Jane Smith on equal minutes and mileage, women average more accidents per mile than men. ALL this despite the fact males are more aggressive and risky drivers - they still manage to average less accidents than women.
But I bet math is sexist as well, hahahaha.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
MrNotebook
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....she's AFCing the kid.
In Motion
Senior Don Juan
I dont know whether to laugh or cry, I feel like laughing my ass of at the dumb b!tch but then I also feel bad for her and her poor, poor son. "Serve women", my god. That kid is going to kill himself. Unless she "loves him to death".
She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
She is the perfect example of a self-dilusional person.
KontrollerX
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Plenty of the callers to the Tom Leykis show who are AFC fvck ups had a single parent home with a mother who raised her son like this woman intends to raise her's.
Poor kid.
He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
Poor kid.
He's going to be at a severe disadvantage in life thanks to her bullsh!t.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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agreed.iqqi said:
the only way she'll convince people on those forums is to use the "plugged-into-the-Matrix" analogy that everyone uses here now.
she seems like the female version of LMS.
LostAndConfused
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"Ricky is only 12, but he will learn his place in society. I love my son to death, and feel that his father has set a terrible example, and I hope to raise him to become a better man, one that will focus on serving woman, as males are intended to do."
HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
HOLY SH1T I'm scared for that Ricky kid. He's going to be in the guiness book of world records for biggest AFC ever.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
redspicyflag
Master Don Juan
Am I the only who thinks she may be a troll?