"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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She will find out my secret identiy

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Most of you probably know by now about my secret alterior life as a Ninja. What i am afraid of is my Gf findng out if she find out her life may be in danger. She has already found by geng gak shei (the thing i were on my head) she is starting to ask questions.

I am part of the Black Dragon clan the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas. The evil Red Lions are constantly searching for me as i am a threat to them. Once they catch me they will take my soul and change me into one of them AND I RATHER DIE BEFORE BECOMING A RED LION.

My question is how would i keep my gf off my trail. She must not find out i am a Ninja or her life will be in danger. Please Help!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
 
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Originally posted by tactic
I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
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or it could be that im bored :eek:

I am on midnight watch for the Red Ninjas havent slept for 49 hours straight. There are faries everywere :D
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.

Cyas

Will He lol ah well i guess he will see the humour in it..If he ahs a sence of humour :cool:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
I'm a freemason but no girls around my age know what that is so I guess I'm safe...
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Really? how did you become one?
 
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Just carry a smoke bomb with you, incase you get in trouble :D lol
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Is it safe for you to be posting all over the internet about how you're a member of the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas?

I would think that they'd have a serious problem with that, and when their 'net Ninjas find these posts I'm sure you will be terminated.

Keep an eye on those bushes, Red Lions are everywhere!
 
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