"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She will find out my secret identiy

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Most of you probably know by now about my secret alterior life as a Ninja. What i am afraid of is my Gf findng out if she find out her life may be in danger. She has already found by geng gak shei (the thing i were on my head) she is starting to ask questions.

I am part of the Black Dragon clan the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas. The evil Red Lions are constantly searching for me as i am a threat to them. Once they catch me they will take my soul and change me into one of them AND I RATHER DIE BEFORE BECOMING A RED LION.

My question is how would i keep my gf off my trail. She must not find out i am a Ninja or her life will be in danger. Please Help!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
 
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Originally posted by tactic
I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
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or it could be that im bored :eek:

I am on midnight watch for the Red Ninjas havent slept for 49 hours straight. There are faries everywere :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.

Cyas

Will He lol ah well i guess he will see the humour in it..If he ahs a sence of humour :cool:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
I'm a freemason but no girls around my age know what that is so I guess I'm safe...
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Really? how did you become one?
 
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Just carry a smoke bomb with you, incase you get in trouble :D lol
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Is it safe for you to be posting all over the internet about how you're a member of the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas?

I would think that they'd have a serious problem with that, and when their 'net Ninjas find these posts I'm sure you will be terminated.

Keep an eye on those bushes, Red Lions are everywhere!
 
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