"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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She will find out my secret identiy

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Most of you probably know by now about my secret alterior life as a Ninja. What i am afraid of is my Gf findng out if she find out her life may be in danger. She has already found by geng gak shei (the thing i were on my head) she is starting to ask questions.

I am part of the Black Dragon clan the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas. The evil Red Lions are constantly searching for me as i am a threat to them. Once they catch me they will take my soul and change me into one of them AND I RATHER DIE BEFORE BECOMING A RED LION.

My question is how would i keep my gf off my trail. She must not find out i am a Ninja or her life will be in danger. Please Help!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
 
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Originally posted by tactic
I hate people who act like they're the shyt and they act like nerds.
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or it could be that im bored :eek:

I am on midnight watch for the Red Ninjas havent slept for 49 hours straight. There are faries everywere :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lol ah enough with this sh*t im going to bed lol.

Just a recap My gf didnt catch me scratching my nose her toothbrush didnt fall in the toilet and she is nowere near finding out my true identity.

Cyas

Will He lol ah well i guess he will see the humour in it..If he ahs a sence of humour :cool:
 
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Originally posted by I'm Joe Dirt
I'm a freemason but no girls around my age know what that is so I guess I'm safe...
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Really? how did you become one?
 
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Just carry a smoke bomb with you, incase you get in trouble :D lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Is it safe for you to be posting all over the internet about how you're a member of the most ancient and mystical of all Ninjas?

I would think that they'd have a serious problem with that, and when their 'net Ninjas find these posts I'm sure you will be terminated.

Keep an eye on those bushes, Red Lions are everywhere!
 
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