twodollars
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
she said im been in hidding . lol
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
get this straight. you don't have to explain a damm thing. stay home/go out completely up to you.
she may be dissin you; if so; ignore her and the statement completely. say wasup to someone else.
she may be jokin. if so, then you can always smirk and say 'yeah haa haa, gosh, look what happens, i go away for a while and when i come back, you tryna be funny
howd that 'appen?
she may be dissin you; if so; ignore her and the statement completely. say wasup to someone else.
she may be jokin. if so, then you can always smirk and say 'yeah haa haa, gosh, look what happens, i go away for a while and when i come back, you tryna be funny
howd that 'appen?Microfiltered
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K seriously, don’t fvcking listen/ take to heart anything a girl says. It sounds like you haven’t read a single tip on this board because if you had, you would know this since it’s stated everywhere.
Is this a girl you’re interested in gaming? If so, read the body language. If not, don’t take it as anything. Forget it and continue to move forward. Please refrain from thinking too deeply into this mental sh!t.twodollars said:
Dude use your goddamn BRAIN:
Her: well well look who came out of hiding?
Me: who came out of hiding?
Her: you!
Me: Why do you say that?
Her: I haven't seen you in ages
Me: hmm come to think of it, I haven't seen YOU in ages either. Were you hiding too?
Her: ...wait...no
Me: I just nailed you good. ::victory dance::
Her: well well look who came out of hiding?
Me: who came out of hiding?
Her: you!
Me: Why do you say that?
Her: I haven't seen you in ages
Me: hmm come to think of it, I haven't seen YOU in ages either. Were you hiding too?
Her: ...wait...no
Me: I just nailed you good. ::victory dance::
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.