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Wtf....
Bro...i dont do that lol
Bro...i dont do that lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
RichardTheFrog
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She's just trying to get you to do sh1t so she can laugh at you behind your back with her friends.
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Thats not nice.
I already told her she can find another dude that wants feces dust in his mouth
I already told her she can find another dude that wants feces dust in his mouth
Knight of Roses
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If you replied like that, you are boring. Questions like these are sh1t tests, you need to respond in a ****y, funny manner.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole"?
You: "Umm, no, that's disgusting and unhygienic"
That's beta response.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole?"
You: "Only if you use Chanel fragranced toilet paper".
Alpha response. See the difference?
She: "Would you eat my booty hole"?
You: "Umm, no, that's disgusting and unhygienic"
That's beta response.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole?"
You: "Only if you use Chanel fragranced toilet paper".
Alpha response. See the difference?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
logicallefty
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HB: Would you eat my booty hole?
LL: No, but I bet my dog would. Want me to ask him?
LL: No, but I bet my dog would. Want me to ask him?
just used it in other concept. was brillant
Milano
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I gotta admit, if I find a woman has a beautiful booty and specially if the booty hole is nice, Im eating that sht. Its like there is an indicator of good health when you see a woman with a nice booty hole to eat and it tastes and smells decent. I do wonder though, if you get respected less by doing this, just like the theory we have on here about pssy licking on new girls etc. Interesting subject
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At the time i didnt care about alpha or beta.
She had asked about licking her feet before...not doing it...now this...
Its not even fun anymore.
She had asked about licking her feet before...not doing it...now this...
Its not even fun anymore.
do you respect woman less for doing u a blo..wj..ob? maybe for eating my c..um yes, but for bj not
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Milano
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Im a man, so if a woman submits to me by sucking my ****, its just a natural feminine act. My point was that by lying on your stomach or knees licking a female that has probably still semen from another guy in her might be considered as beta behaviour by some. Im not sure yet with this theory.
Oh by the way I actually respect her less if she doesnt suck my dik, she does not submit like she should
Serenity
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It's not for me, but I don't judge those who do it (if they do it properly). I would be inclined to at least try it, but not before her àss was thoroughly washed inside and outside.
Any chance of sh!t and it's a hard no.
Any chance of sh!t and it's a hard no.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
MoreThanSmooth
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Gross. Millions of years of evolution invented the puss and the d*ck and they are our primary sex organs. They give us super awesome orgasms. Why is that not enough for some people?
A girl wants me to get freaky with her beaver, I'm down for that. If I expect b*js, the least I can do is make her feel that good in return.
But I don't get this modern obsession with the butt. It's a bit depraved IMO, it's like people have just got addicted to p*rn or something and they can't just have normal sex anymore without having to do something "edgy".
If a girl's got a fetish for something, I'd consider it, but if it's sticking my mouth on her waste excretion portal like some kind of sewer rat...yeah, no thanks. I wouldn't ever expect a girl to be touching me round there, in fact I'd rather she didn't.
A girl wants me to get freaky with her beaver, I'm down for that. If I expect b*js, the least I can do is make her feel that good in return.
But I don't get this modern obsession with the butt. It's a bit depraved IMO, it's like people have just got addicted to p*rn or something and they can't just have normal sex anymore without having to do something "edgy".
If a girl's got a fetish for something, I'd consider it, but if it's sticking my mouth on her waste excretion portal like some kind of sewer rat...yeah, no thanks. I wouldn't ever expect a girl to be touching me round there, in fact I'd rather she didn't.
sazc
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It's really messed up that she would insult you because of your sexual preferences. Red flag. A caring woman wouldn't be so callous.
That said, have you ever considered lubing up the tip of your finger and inserting it into her anus after you've been eating her out for a bit? You only need the first digit/half the finger in, not the whole thing (please trim your nail) then slide it in and out, slowly, while keeping tounge pressure/movement on the cl1toris.
Instant/soon amazing orgasm for her. Just be sure your finger is lubed well.
Yes, your finger is going to smell, be wet, etc. Keep a (wet?) Washcloth close to wipe your finger and then jump on her and continue to be awesome.
Just a thought.
That said, have you ever considered lubing up the tip of your finger and inserting it into her anus after you've been eating her out for a bit? You only need the first digit/half the finger in, not the whole thing (please trim your nail) then slide it in and out, slowly, while keeping tounge pressure/movement on the cl1toris.
Instant/soon amazing orgasm for her. Just be sure your finger is lubed well.
Yes, your finger is going to smell, be wet, etc. Keep a (wet?) Washcloth close to wipe your finger and then jump on her and continue to be awesome.
Just a thought.
Who Dares Win
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I did it once only, her ass was perfect and smelled clean, she actually didnt ask for it I just threw her on the bed and found out about it myself.
I wanted to **** her magnificient ass, thats why I got close, she didnt complained when I did it, actually I believe that she liked it cause it was that kind of clean that you cant get it with just a normal shower.
Anyway I guess that made her more comfortable to do stuff she wouldnt do otherwise, I **** her ass which was tight and firm doggy style position.
I was sure about it cause she is used to donate blood regularly so she is checked quite often.
But if a girl asks me to do it like that, I wouldnt probably do.
I wanted to **** her magnificient ass, thats why I got close, she didnt complained when I did it, actually I believe that she liked it cause it was that kind of clean that you cant get it with just a normal shower.
Anyway I guess that made her more comfortable to do stuff she wouldnt do otherwise, I **** her ass which was tight and firm doggy style position.
I was sure about it cause she is used to donate blood regularly so she is checked quite often.
But if a girl asks me to do it like that, I wouldnt probably do.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.