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Wtf....
Bro...i dont do that lol
Bro...i dont do that lol
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
She said i was boring cuz i dont want to eat her booty hole
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
RichardTheFrog
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She's just trying to get you to do sh1t so she can laugh at you behind your back with her friends.
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Thats not nice.
I already told her she can find another dude that wants feces dust in his mouth
I already told her she can find another dude that wants feces dust in his mouth
Knight of Roses
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If you replied like that, you are boring. Questions like these are sh1t tests, you need to respond in a ****y, funny manner.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole"?
You: "Umm, no, that's disgusting and unhygienic"
That's beta response.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole?"
You: "Only if you use Chanel fragranced toilet paper".
Alpha response. See the difference?
She: "Would you eat my booty hole"?
You: "Umm, no, that's disgusting and unhygienic"
That's beta response.
She: "Would you eat my booty hole?"
You: "Only if you use Chanel fragranced toilet paper".
Alpha response. See the difference?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
logicallefty
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HB: Would you eat my booty hole?
LL: No, but I bet my dog would. Want me to ask him?
LL: No, but I bet my dog would. Want me to ask him?
just used it in other concept. was brillant
Milano
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I gotta admit, if I find a woman has a beautiful booty and specially if the booty hole is nice, Im eating that sht. Its like there is an indicator of good health when you see a woman with a nice booty hole to eat and it tastes and smells decent. I do wonder though, if you get respected less by doing this, just like the theory we have on here about pssy licking on new girls etc. Interesting subject
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At the time i didnt care about alpha or beta.
She had asked about licking her feet before...not doing it...now this...
Its not even fun anymore.
She had asked about licking her feet before...not doing it...now this...
Its not even fun anymore.
do you respect woman less for doing u a blo..wj..ob? maybe for eating my c..um yes, but for bj not
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Milano
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Im a man, so if a woman submits to me by sucking my ****, its just a natural feminine act. My point was that by lying on your stomach or knees licking a female that has probably still semen from another guy in her might be considered as beta behaviour by some. Im not sure yet with this theory.
Oh by the way I actually respect her less if she doesnt suck my dik, she does not submit like she should
Serenity
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It's not for me, but I don't judge those who do it (if they do it properly). I would be inclined to at least try it, but not before her àss was thoroughly washed inside and outside.
Any chance of sh!t and it's a hard no.
Any chance of sh!t and it's a hard no.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MoreThanSmooth
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Gross. Millions of years of evolution invented the puss and the d*ck and they are our primary sex organs. They give us super awesome orgasms. Why is that not enough for some people?
A girl wants me to get freaky with her beaver, I'm down for that. If I expect b*js, the least I can do is make her feel that good in return.
But I don't get this modern obsession with the butt. It's a bit depraved IMO, it's like people have just got addicted to p*rn or something and they can't just have normal sex anymore without having to do something "edgy".
If a girl's got a fetish for something, I'd consider it, but if it's sticking my mouth on her waste excretion portal like some kind of sewer rat...yeah, no thanks. I wouldn't ever expect a girl to be touching me round there, in fact I'd rather she didn't.
A girl wants me to get freaky with her beaver, I'm down for that. If I expect b*js, the least I can do is make her feel that good in return.
But I don't get this modern obsession with the butt. It's a bit depraved IMO, it's like people have just got addicted to p*rn or something and they can't just have normal sex anymore without having to do something "edgy".
If a girl's got a fetish for something, I'd consider it, but if it's sticking my mouth on her waste excretion portal like some kind of sewer rat...yeah, no thanks. I wouldn't ever expect a girl to be touching me round there, in fact I'd rather she didn't.
sazc
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It's really messed up that she would insult you because of your sexual preferences. Red flag. A caring woman wouldn't be so callous.
That said, have you ever considered lubing up the tip of your finger and inserting it into her anus after you've been eating her out for a bit? You only need the first digit/half the finger in, not the whole thing (please trim your nail) then slide it in and out, slowly, while keeping tounge pressure/movement on the cl1toris.
Instant/soon amazing orgasm for her. Just be sure your finger is lubed well.
Yes, your finger is going to smell, be wet, etc. Keep a (wet?) Washcloth close to wipe your finger and then jump on her and continue to be awesome.
Just a thought.
That said, have you ever considered lubing up the tip of your finger and inserting it into her anus after you've been eating her out for a bit? You only need the first digit/half the finger in, not the whole thing (please trim your nail) then slide it in and out, slowly, while keeping tounge pressure/movement on the cl1toris.
Instant/soon amazing orgasm for her. Just be sure your finger is lubed well.
Yes, your finger is going to smell, be wet, etc. Keep a (wet?) Washcloth close to wipe your finger and then jump on her and continue to be awesome.
Just a thought.
Who Dares Win
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I did it once only, her ass was perfect and smelled clean, she actually didnt ask for it I just threw her on the bed and found out about it myself.
I wanted to **** her magnificient ass, thats why I got close, she didnt complained when I did it, actually I believe that she liked it cause it was that kind of clean that you cant get it with just a normal shower.
Anyway I guess that made her more comfortable to do stuff she wouldnt do otherwise, I **** her ass which was tight and firm doggy style position.
I was sure about it cause she is used to donate blood regularly so she is checked quite often.
But if a girl asks me to do it like that, I wouldnt probably do.
I wanted to **** her magnificient ass, thats why I got close, she didnt complained when I did it, actually I believe that she liked it cause it was that kind of clean that you cant get it with just a normal shower.
Anyway I guess that made her more comfortable to do stuff she wouldnt do otherwise, I **** her ass which was tight and firm doggy style position.
I was sure about it cause she is used to donate blood regularly so she is checked quite often.
But if a girl asks me to do it like that, I wouldnt probably do.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.