"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
She keeps asking me to eat her out in public
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
How the hell did people come to the conclusion you would taste whoevers **** got their first? Thats ridiculous, you think your **** leaves a taste in her mouth forever? its just retarded. If your **** is leaving a taste for that long i suggest you dirty bastards wash your selves.
Obviously he is probably banging this chick already if she is asking him to go down on her in public. Movie theaters work wonders for a good time in public, same with resturaunts with long table cloths.
Definately do it, and be sure she returns the favor! acutally make her go down on you first and then she will be even more horny when its her turn.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Royal Elite
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If the only reason you are unsure about this is because you dont want to get caught then you need to plan before hand.
Life is too short to not do things out of fear. You should take a look at one of the best post I ever read about fear, it should change the way you see things.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70975
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PuertoRican_Lover
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You fool - you are going to get herpes/aids in your mouth - you will be proud then!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Donald Kaufman
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Use Saran-Wrap! AHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Donald Kaufman
Where are all the dental dams we were promised in the 90s???!
I know it's probably safest to be cautious, but I would crack up laughing if a girl wanted me to use a "dental dam".
BTW this thread STILL sucks.