"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
She keeps asking me to eat her out in public
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
How the hell did people come to the conclusion you would taste whoevers **** got their first? Thats ridiculous, you think your **** leaves a taste in her mouth forever? its just retarded. If your **** is leaving a taste for that long i suggest you dirty bastards wash your selves.
Obviously he is probably banging this chick already if she is asking him to go down on her in public. Movie theaters work wonders for a good time in public, same with resturaunts with long table cloths.
Definately do it, and be sure she returns the favor! acutally make her go down on you first and then she will be even more horny when its her turn.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Royal Elite
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If the only reason you are unsure about this is because you dont want to get caught then you need to plan before hand.
Life is too short to not do things out of fear. You should take a look at one of the best post I ever read about fear, it should change the way you see things.
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=70975
eggnawgkid
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PuertoRican_Lover
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You fool - you are going to get herpes/aids in your mouth - you will be proud then!!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Donald Kaufman
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Use Saran-Wrap! AHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Donald Kaufman
Where are all the dental dams we were promised in the 90s???!
I know it's probably safest to be cautious, but I would crack up laughing if a girl wanted me to use a "dental dam".
BTW this thread STILL sucks.