Dude that is NOT a girlfriend. Period.Originally posted by oldskewlboyjay
lol you lucky ****ers i cant even get my girlfriend to touch my penis or let me eat her out at all.... yes its a shame... :-(
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Dude that is NOT a girlfriend. Period.Originally posted by oldskewlboyjay
lol you lucky ****ers i cant even get my girlfriend to touch my penis or let me eat her out at all.... yes its a shame... :-(
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Well it probably mean what it says--EAt her out in public-that is if you like traveling south..Originally posted by lalaotio
I met this girl and she want me to eat her in public what do you think?
How the hell did people come to the conclusion you would taste whoevers **** got their first? Thats ridiculous, you think your **** leaves a taste in her mouth forever? its just retarded. If your **** is leaving a taste for that long i suggest you dirty bastards wash your selves.Originally posted by quest
you're all going to taste some dudes **** sooner or later..
get over ur fears..
you will not only be with virgins ur whole life. deal with it.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
If the only reason you are unsure about this is because you dont want to get caught then you need to plan before hand.Originally posted by lalaotio
I have been with her for about 4 weeks but she wants to try something new. I just dont want to get caught lol.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Use Saran-Wrap! AHAHAHAHAOriginally posted by Donald Kaufman
Where are all the dental dams we were promised in the 90s???!
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