That's exactly what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna ask her to get a quick bite with me after class. She is a senior here and I have no clue who her boyfriend is, but I have never seen her with any guy like that here so I figure its some dude who graduated last year. And I'm sure I could kick the guy's ass if it came to that, but I like to think positive anyways. The way she has been eyeing me it shouldn't be long before he's her ex-boyfriend :woo:DJDamage said:
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
She has a boyfriend!!! WTF??
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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You know what's even more funny? Having a girl tell you that she's single, have sex twice with her, then find out later through a guy's comment on myspace that she really did have a b/f and she covered up relational status, but gave so many confusing signals on why she couldn't do a f-buddy deal (she didn't want to get caught when her Navy b/f came back from port).
So... at least you found out before she could cheat on him with you if you're a moral man and that matters to you.
So... at least you found out before she could cheat on him with you if you're a moral man and that matters to you.
resilient said:
More funny:
Having the ex change her myspace status to "in a relationship" then 3 days later after 2 weeks of no talking have her txt you asking for sex after she claims to have had a vivid sex dream with you the night before. Is she really in a relationship? Who knows? I'm not giving the satisfaction she wants from me asking. Either way I fvcked her silly and if there's another dude I'm happy I could screw her up for him as she reattaches mentally to me and continues to withhold sex from him.