"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SHE GONE...Realize I dont need her!

frivolousz21

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my gf went to Germany from the 13th to 22nd of August.

last time I talked to her was about 2 am on Friday night..the 12th.


i told her to call me between the 17th and 19th..because I didnt want to carry my phone on my at all times waiting.

anyways..I realize a few things.

1. I dont need her to have my life..
2. I do miss her, I miss her company and companionship and her voice.

but more important I dont need her...I want her...I want her alot actually....but this want isnt a need. I dont need her to do anything for me..well that was a pretty waste of a story....but guys U DONT NEED HER!


I cant wait till monday night...I hope she isnt on her period!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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HaHaHa right now shes drinking lots of German beer and having anal with German Ninjas.

Ninja out
 

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LoL atleast you got a sence of humour. You are in my cool books. Thats good anyway that you realize you don't NEED her.

Ninja out
 

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lol..thanks..I def dont need haha WANT her shytting on my nice sheets :) she already gives them a good waterfall when im done :)

sarge on NINJA! :woo:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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