"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SHE GONE...Realize I dont need her!

frivolousz21

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my gf went to Germany from the 13th to 22nd of August.

last time I talked to her was about 2 am on Friday night..the 12th.


i told her to call me between the 17th and 19th..because I didnt want to carry my phone on my at all times waiting.

anyways..I realize a few things.

1. I dont need her to have my life..
2. I do miss her, I miss her company and companionship and her voice.

but more important I dont need her...I want her...I want her alot actually....but this want isnt a need. I dont need her to do anything for me..well that was a pretty waste of a story....but guys U DONT NEED HER!


I cant wait till monday night...I hope she isnt on her period!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HaHaHa right now shes drinking lots of German beer and having anal with German Ninjas.

Ninja out
 

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LoL atleast you got a sence of humour. You are in my cool books. Thats good anyway that you realize you don't NEED her.

Ninja out
 

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lol..thanks..I def dont need haha WANT her shytting on my nice sheets :) she already gives them a good waterfall when im done :)

sarge on NINJA! :woo:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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