"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SHE GONE...Realize I dont need her!

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my gf went to Germany from the 13th to 22nd of August.

last time I talked to her was about 2 am on Friday night..the 12th.


i told her to call me between the 17th and 19th..because I didnt want to carry my phone on my at all times waiting.

anyways..I realize a few things.

1. I dont need her to have my life..
2. I do miss her, I miss her company and companionship and her voice.

but more important I dont need her...I want her...I want her alot actually....but this want isnt a need. I dont need her to do anything for me..well that was a pretty waste of a story....but guys U DONT NEED HER!


I cant wait till monday night...I hope she isnt on her period!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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HaHaHa right now shes drinking lots of German beer and having anal with German Ninjas.

Ninja out
 
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LoL atleast you got a sence of humour. You are in my cool books. Thats good anyway that you realize you don't NEED her.

Ninja out
 
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lol..thanks..I def dont need haha WANT her shytting on my nice sheets :) she already gives them a good waterfall when im done :)

sarge on NINJA! :woo:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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