"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She Doesn’t ORGASM During Sex?

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This thread shows your lack of body count, not a bad thing, but you should know most women can’t come from penetration. It just takes a bit more work that’s all.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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RickTheToad said:
Guess you've never experienced giving a lady anal sex. That's the numero uno in terms of demeaning and willing violation of a lady.
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Butthole is the new pvssy. Women will fvck around with anyone these days, but to get the butt you gotta be "special."

It's insanity
 
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pop her on top. Place her hand on her cl1t. Look and learn. Play with her t1ts if you want something to do
 
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SoSuave666 said:
Butthole is the new pvssy. Women will fvck around with anyone these days, but to get the butt you gotta be "special."

It's insanity
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Tell me about it. I have one chick that's holding out her butt because she doesn't know me that well yet.. But, she has no prob. swallowing my load a few times a night and blowing me in the car after dinner (feed then fvck, I guess then feed again).. Strange....
 
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FMCSMT said:
First encounter with this. She says eating her out and toys get her there which is fine by me but she can’t orgasm during sex.

I’m used to 2-3 and have had them orgasm up to 5 times but no matter what, at least once.

I’ve seen her a few times a week for the last month. She is a lot of fun and will let me do whatever I want but she says she’s always been this way.

Anyone encounter this? I prefer for them to climax during otherwise it’s not as fun as it could be.
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It probably has to do with the size of the boat and her inability to feel it. Tyrone ruined her for you.

This thread esculated fast.

 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Not good. If you cant make her *** then it will be over for you soon.
 
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mrgoodstuff said:
Not necessarily true. Some would rather give head than risk emotional connection of penetrative sex.
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I can confirm this. I have had my share of women, mostly taken ones. Bjs galore but no sex because they are afraid of the connection. Plus women don’t count Bjs as cheating. Go figure.
 
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You need to up your skill level, OP. You should know how to make any woman cvm regardless of what she claims...they all have the same areas inside them that will trigger the same bodily response, its up to you to know what those areas are and then go find them, which can differ slightly woman to woman.

And the easiest way to make a woman cvm is via proper finger usage.
 
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Mazer said:
I can confirm this. I have had my share of women, mostly taken ones. Bjs galore but no sex because they are afraid of the connection. Plus women don’t count Bjs as cheating. Go figure.
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No they dont count it as cheating
 
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