"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She demands a 5th date out to dinner prior to banging
- Thread starter TheNewStyle123
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
TheNewStyle123
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Congrats bro. On the scale of 1-10, how was the quality of the buck?
Damn, no kiss to fully bucking? I'm surprised by that actually. How did it go down?
TheNewStyle123
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Oh dude, she was a solid 8/10 buck. VERY submissive and giving and a really nice body. She ended up staying over actually because it was 2AM by the time we looked at the clock and we bucked again in the AM!
Not sure everyone's opinion on letting a girl stay over, but I felt like it would kind of be a diick move to make her drive 35 min home at 2:30 AM after fuucking. Plus I was almost certain I could get the AM sex.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You did the right thing bro. You got to be a gentleman first and foremost and forget any rules that might overtake that aspect. I guess this one made up for the last one you had.