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Master Don Juan
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You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She still carries his last name
Of course, it's for clout, Pippin is a recognizable name, its media cuckoldryShe still carries his last name
Exactly. Its like "bling". She said Scotty is her "friend" after she molested him by cheating and cashing out on him...Of course, it's for clout, Pippin is a recognizable name, its media cuckoldry
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Cause he's not 6'9"...You can be a 6’ 8” millionaire and women will still do you dirty. It’s over for us all.
Shes a legit "ho". Look at her actions. She had her husband looking like sh1t on a shoe. Yet we talk about her.Cause he's not 6'9"...