"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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SHB won't leave her house...

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I'm new here, obviously, but I've always been decent with women. I've been studying for the last year or so and have seen drastic results. :rockon:

There's a girl that, at times, makes me feel OQ, even though she's a 9.5. She's stalker-ish, but only with texts and email. If I call, she "has to run." If I dare her to call, she texts back an excuse. Yet she is ALMOST CONSTANTLY trying to get me to come to HER place.

It's become blatantly obvious that she's involved, but I've been with involved girls. I've never had one so adamantly deny BF exists, though.

She is not married... but maybe the ex-husband is in the picture? Why would she lie about it? Most girls understand that I don't give a **** about their "real-life" men.

I love women, but I'm a survivor first. Should I drop this SHB??
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Turns out she was just THAT intimidated by me. Wow, these tactics are powerful. Or she could just be hiding an alternate life... who really knows?

Anyway, deal closed.
 

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Sure! Well, I can try.

After probably 2 months of texting/emailing/talking at work, I (apparently) had her completely petrified of me. This was kind of new territory for me--I've dealt with similar situations, but never from a bombshell like her.

When I got there last night, her house is HUGE, and I know what she does for a living, so I assume a man is paying for it. She didn't like me asking any questions. I chilled on the questions (not a problem for me anyway).

So after a bit of C&F + Kino, she was primed. No crazy beta male showed up or anything, so I'd call it a complete win. She DID have some work done that I wasn't aware of, but still she looked fantastic. That could have contributed to her nervousness, I guess.

And she said she never climaxes. It took a few hours, but I handled that. Twice.

I'd assume she's dating someone... possibly her ex-husband. Again, why she never admitted to it, I don't know.
 
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