backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you have nothing on the Free Flexor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6uNTpYtacw
i cannot stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6uNTpYtacw
i cannot stop laughing.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Shake Weight move over
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
The black guy looked like he was half-asleep using that stupid thing.
Then when the dude tosses it at the end it looks like an "ass to ass" dildo flying through the air.
Who is more retarded? The guy who invented it, or the guy who buys it? lol
Then when the dude tosses it at the end it looks like an "ass to ass" dildo flying through the air.
Who is more retarded? The guy who invented it, or the guy who buys it? lol
Desdinova
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There's another one identical to this that I saw on the dish. It looks like a dumbell that you bounce up and down in your hand. You shake it like you're friction burning your c0ck to death trying to cvm.
edit: Nevermind, I'm talking about the Shake Weight
edit: Nevermind, I'm talking about the Shake Weight
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I refuse to believe that something like this exists in the world.
On the other hand:
"By August 2010, a reported two million Shake Weight units had been sold for a total of $40 million in sales.[12]"
Maybe they're on to something....
On the other hand:
"By August 2010, a reported two million Shake Weight units had been sold for a total of $40 million in sales.[12]"
Maybe they're on to something....
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.