"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Shake Weight move over

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Julius_Seizeher

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The black guy looked like he was half-asleep using that stupid thing.

Then when the dude tosses it at the end it looks like an "ass to ass" dildo flying through the air.

Who is more retarded? The guy who invented it, or the guy who buys it? lol
 

Desdinova

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There's another one identical to this that I saw on the dish. It looks like a dumbell that you bounce up and down in your hand. You shake it like you're friction burning your c0ck to death trying to cvm.

edit: Nevermind, I'm talking about the Shake Weight :p
 
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ArcBound

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I refuse to believe that something like this exists in the world.

On the other hand:
"By August 2010, a reported two million Shake Weight units had been sold for a total of $40 million in sales.[12]"

Maybe they're on to something....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I'll buy one for my gf, I'm sure she'll get ripped and toned and even if she does not Im sure she'll improve her manual ability.
 
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