backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you have nothing on the Free Flexor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6uNTpYtacw
i cannot stop laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6uNTpYtacw
i cannot stop laughing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Shake Weight move over
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Julius_Seizeher
Master Don Juan
The black guy looked like he was half-asleep using that stupid thing.
Then when the dude tosses it at the end it looks like an "ass to ass" dildo flying through the air.
Who is more retarded? The guy who invented it, or the guy who buys it? lol
Then when the dude tosses it at the end it looks like an "ass to ass" dildo flying through the air.
Who is more retarded? The guy who invented it, or the guy who buys it? lol
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There's another one identical to this that I saw on the dish. It looks like a dumbell that you bounce up and down in your hand. You shake it like you're friction burning your c0ck to death trying to cvm.
edit: Nevermind, I'm talking about the Shake Weight
edit: Nevermind, I'm talking about the Shake Weight
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I refuse to believe that something like this exists in the world.
On the other hand:
"By August 2010, a reported two million Shake Weight units had been sold for a total of $40 million in sales.[12]"
Maybe they're on to something....
On the other hand:
"By August 2010, a reported two million Shake Weight units had been sold for a total of $40 million in sales.[12]"
Maybe they're on to something....
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.