"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sh*t My Dad Says

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Looks like I have a new hero:

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or sh*t it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"See, you think I give a sh*t. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of sh*t? That's why I look interested."

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a f*cking parade every time i take a piss."

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

"HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has 'f*cking people' down to a science, like they practice it in a f*cking lab on mice first."

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a sh*t on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their f*cking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started f*cking."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you."
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F*cking LOL - will be interesting to see how the tv show pans out. http://gawker.com/5401019/cbs-picks-up-**-my-dad-says-twitter-sitcom

Edit: Aww for the love of Jesus the H Bastard Christ, the f*cking SoSuave cuss filter just wrecked those links. Seriously what the f*ck is up with this sh*t? Are we not grown adults? Why is a site dedicated to spreading buttcheeks forced to use PG-13 language? It makes no f*cking sense at all!

Does anyone know why this gay-ass pottymouth filter even exists? I really hate having to type the f*cking asterisk key when it doesnt capture what I really want to say, god-motherf*cking dammit!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Razor Sharp said:
Looks like I have a new hero:

http://twitter.com/****mydadsays



"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or sh*t it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"See, you think I give a sh*t. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of sh*t? That's why I look interested."

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a f*cking parade every time i take a piss."

"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

"HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has 'f*cking people' down to a science, like they practice it in a f*cking lab on mice first."

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a sh*t on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."

"Does anyone your age know how to comb their f*cking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started f*cking."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it f*cked you."
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Classless and lame.

But I am assuming the OP is under 20, so I will give him a free pass
 
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Dammit, I made the most rookie mistake of all - leaving sessions open on my laptop while family is visiting. My punk nephew posted this before upping the ante and writing love notes to warpigs on POF, I just caught him posting that I've "come out of the closet" on Facebook, the little bastard.

Note to self: NEVER hit the "Remember Me" checkbox!

Sorry for the noise bros. And to the 5 people he PMed, that's only half true! :eek:

Mods feel free to delete this trash
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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