"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sex Vs. Oral Sex

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If you were in a position where you could get a oral sex without having to have sex or you could have the sex which would you take and why?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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dude, at any given moment, any of us can get ourselves off.
its natural and is sometimes needed to "relieve yourself"
but would you choose to have sex alone rather than have sex with someone else?

i don't know anyone that chooses that.
 

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Don The Magic Juan said:
If you were in a position where you could get a oral sex without having to have sex or you could have the sex which would you take and why?
Sex, hands down. I think bl0wjobs are overrated. A tight p*ssy feels 10x better than a girl's mouth in my opinion, plus they aren't going to be screaming and calling our your name if your d*ck is in their mouth.
 

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sex hands down....orals only for when there bleeding:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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oral blows (pun intended).

most chics suck at bjs. (pun intended again).
 

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earlier this thread did not say oral, it was bleeped out and had 7 letters.

usually oral is a foreplay For sex. it comes hand in hand.
 
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penkitten said:
usually oral is a foreplay or sex. it comes hand in hand.
Haha, I hope the pun was intended.

Anyways this reminds me of a joke: What's the best part of a bl0wjob? 10 minutes of silence!:crackup:
 

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I tend to insist on both.

Heh,..
 

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
I'd take blow jobs, no doubt about it. If I could choose getting head once every 30 days or having sex every day for the rest of my life, I'd choose the head.

Much less risk of STD's, much cleaner, much easier to accomplish in public or on the road, and way more intense overall experience. Vaginal sex is for when you can't score the BJ.

It's crap like this that makes BJ's such a rare "valuable" commodity.

Dude, it's busting a nut, not being given a fistful of diamonds.

Same with anal and three-ways.

WAAAAAY over rated.

It's no small wonder women hold back taking shots in the neck: POWER. SUPPLY AND DEMAND.

There are a great many times where I'd actually PREFER to whack it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Dude. Come on. :p
Man, there are plenty times where the woman just doesn't deserve sexin'; be it due to her behavior, her stank, illness, whatever.

Her catching "the magic" in the neck is gift... to her. She GETS to have my ©ock in her mouth.

If it isn't... than I need to find another woman who will appreciate the gift.
 
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Well I'm 15, 5 foot 10 and only 140 pounds but I have stamina issues during sex and can't last longer then two minutes because I have trouble breathing because of the way my body moves throws off my breath. Why would you just sit there and get the oral sex without having to put in any effort?

It seems like sex is like math, it doesn't feel that great (I've only tried with my girlfriend) and it feels like it's going to take a really long time and it's hard to get a full breath while your moving your body like that and you have to do so much stuff and put so much effort into making it good sex.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Because I can just sit there and get the oral sex without having to put in any effort. If you've never stood with your hands on your hips with a chick on her knees in front of you servicing you with everything she's got, well...you're just letting the best in life pass you by.



Take short, quick breaths. Are you out of shape or something?
No, I'm not out of shape. I'm 140 pounds and 5 foot 10. It's because of the movements I can't get a full breath in, it's like a broken breath and I start falling behind on mt breathing quickly. Then plus doesn't it hurt your hips? It hurts mine.
 

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I have always preferred oral. I think it's a dominance thing.
 
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Deus ex Pianoforte said:
Try doggystyle. Less effort, and you can go more at your own pace. If your hips hurt, I'm thinking she's pretty bony?
Doggystyle is less effort? She's not really bony it's just the movements hurt my hips after awhile.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Vulpine said:
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Same with anal and three-ways.

WAAAAAY over rated.
say what? I beg to differ.

There is a difference between enjoying the physical sensation versus enjoying the power of turning a ch!ck into a total slvt.
 

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I had oral and sex a few times and i dont like either it(and it was with different girls)
and both oral and intercourse wasnt that enjoyable it kinda killed my motivation 2 go after women. Now im indifferent towards them, and could care less if they dig me or not. so i dont pull any *****es at all
and when i had sex i was like "No,this isntwhat all the fuss is about, this sucks"
 

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Willis said:
I had oral and sex a few times and i dont like either it(and it was with different girls)
and both oral and intercourse wasnt that enjoyable it kinda killed my motivation 2 go after women. Now im indifferent towards them, and could care less if they dig me or not. so i dont pull any *****es at all
and when i had sex i was like "No,this isntwhat all the fuss is about, this sucks"
Come-on man, lets be serious here. No hate ok? OK.... how is this NOT gay? :D
 

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Whoa. Lets slow down with the flaming. He obviously likes women he's not gay. He is finding sex overrated. I have at times myself. Maybe you've had some $hitty lays. Or just built it up to much in your head and then the real thing didn't match up. I am reminded of a Ludacris Lyric

"Some say that sex is overrated but they just ain't doing it right" - Ludacris
 

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You also mentioned you don't care about going after women anymore etc. If you haven't already found out you probably will realize that that attitude might just end up gaining you pvssy
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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