"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Sex - No Joke
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
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Just ask your girlfriends father for a couple.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Ill just borrow some from your mum when i see her tonight...
Dr had a legimate question and you had no right to ridicule him.
Now i gotta say tho dude, if you have to ask where to buy condoms you really shouldnt be having sex anyway...
Your local drug store or wal-mart is always a convient place though.
Jester forgot to mention that besides latex and lambskin condomse there is a different kind I heard about... Something along PVC materials being used to create these ultra-sensitive condoms for all those folks allergic or just plain annoyed by latex. Check askmen.com's Sex section, it might still be there.
Also, investigate different types of condoms (ribbed, extra-safe, etc.) because they might bring a whole new punch to your performance/feeling.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Mikelo2k
Senior Don Juan
And that one website that was posted in this thread as 'reference' seemed to 'put down' sex and tell people not to have it. 'Abstinence is the way to go' FVCK THAT! If everyone followed that then the human race would become extinct. Remember, sex and pregnancy is natural, it is not a 'disease', so if you are not ready to have a kid then either stick to BJ, **** up the ass, or dont have sex until you get things sorted out.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Da-OnlyX
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Bump for everyone.
ShizamDaMan
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Know your stuff gentlemen. As said before, don't trust a girl with her birth control. If you use your condom correctly your chances of getting her pregnant are very very slim. Do you really want a girl incontrol of something that could probably ruin both your lives? NO!!!!
Superman X
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Morning after pills are not available over the counter at your local drugstore. As a matter of fact, I couldn't even get them by prescription for this girl who I didn't use a condom with (there were reasons for it, but yeah, it was still stupid). Planned Parenthood told me to go to the Hospital, who told me to go to a walk-in clinic, who in turn told me to go to Planned Parenthood again. By the time you deal with all the BS necessary to get a morning after pill, 72 hours has already passed. Now I just gotta hope and pray she doesn't get pregnant.
-Dan
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.