"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sex during period

The Purifier

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Hey guys,

This might be a stupid question but I've never had sex with my girlfriend or any girl during her period. I'm not sure what to expect other than some bleeding.

Any advice for this or just proceed as normal?? Anything we can't do or shouldn't it? I've heard we should just put a towel underneath but other than that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Billtx49

Master Don Juan
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Hey guys,

This might be a stupid question but I've never had sex with my girlfriend or any girl during her period. I'm not sure what to expect other than some bleeding.

Any advice for this or just proceed as normal?? Anything we can't do or shouldn't it? I've heard we should just put a towel underneath but other than that.
Don’t do oral.
 

marmel75

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Hey guys,

This might be a stupid question but I've never had sex with my girlfriend or any girl during her period. I'm not sure what to expect other than some bleeding.

Any advice for this or just proceed as normal?? Anything we can't do or shouldn't it? I've heard we should just put a towel underneath but other than that.
Yeah stick it in her ass
 

Young OG

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Hey guys,

This might be a stupid question but I've never had sex with my girlfriend or any girl during her period. I'm not sure what to expect other than some bleeding.

Any advice for this or just proceed as normal?? Anything we can't do or shouldn't it? I've heard we should just put a towel underneath but other than that.
I've banged plenty of girls on there period. Just put a towel underneath or the bedding will get bloody. Also, if you finger her make sure you wipe your fingers off right away. Don't eat her out.
 

sazc

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Dark towel

Let's just say things will be well lubricated
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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