"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sending a text to the wrong person...on purpose

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Ever done this? I'm sure this isn't new, but I just thought of it and I think it would be hilarious.

Something like...

ME: Wow...I never expected you to be so bad! Your halo is so crooked now

GIRL: What are you talking about?

ME: Oops. That wasn't for you, well at least not yet...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL I can see how 'accidentally' sending a text to a girl you're interested in can work, though I wouldn't try it unless I knew the chances of being caught were slim to none and the girl knows you're not a total loser who is sending her a fake message on purpose.

By the way, the line you used was horrible. I wouldn't be surprised at all if the girl you knew picked up that you were doing it on purpose and her attraction took a nose dive. All I would say is something generic like "I'll come pick you up at 4 on Friday :)". Then after the girl replies "What?" or whatever, you can reply back with a simple "Oops wrong person" or not reply at all for extra mind-fvck.
 
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OR, you can stop being manipulative and grow a pair. Why would you do something like this on purpose? You're not being genuine, if you were a woman would you be attracted to someone like that?

Grow your game to the point where you don't need to do sneaky sh*t like this.

Oh, and stop using texting. Texting is for women and boys.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vice said:
Oh, and stop using texting. Texting is for women and boys.
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I disagree 100%... texting has uses.... especially if you're very good with words...


However, I can't quite agree with sending corny text messages on "accident". Terrible idea. I've done it a few times on accident. But the day i start doing it on purpose and making it look like an accident - is the day i am officially a female!
 
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Sounds pretty creepy and fake to me. Girls can tell by your attitude if your a player or someone trying to be a player. If you're faking something like that you're definitely trying to be a player which most likely will be obvious.
 
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