"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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seduction of a wanna be mom

OrlandoDaHash

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Fellow seducers - how would you seduce a 25 year old woman that really wants to start a family, but has no regular income of her own, nor does she own a real estate of any kind. Would you project yourself as the protector/provider type of man, be that true or not? How would you do that? Keep in mind I don’t believe to be the protector/provider type of man myself, nor due I want to start a family – as of yet anyway. The projection should be more or less only that – a projection.

Thanks for your input!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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diablo

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Treat her like you would a plague. I'd steer as far clear from her as humanly possible... sounds to me like she'd try to get pregnant and pin the resulting product on you. Kiss your life goodbye if you aren't planning for a child at this point in time...
 

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Do something really classy:


Get chicken bones (after eating the meat).

Then, you make a mini sculpture of her whole body. You decorate it with jelly as her eyes (preferably white, classier). With a marker you paint her eyes.
And, finally, with your, or her, hair, you put a wig on this sculpture.

Be sure to give it to her at night. And light up candles around the sculpture, it's romantic and classy.
 

dietzcoi

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SamePendo: Good one, hilarious!

Orlando: You better steer clear. THis sounds just like my ex-wife was at 18! Yes chump Dietzcoi went along with her and would up with a kid and a disasterous marriage!

I have to recommend you just stay away... this is suicide!

Dietzcoi
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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OrlandoDaHash

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Sh*t people! You’re absolutely right! I was being so god damn focused that I completely missed what I could be getting myself into. Dumb, dumb, dumb!
 

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Originally posted by OrlandoDaHash
Sh*t people! You’re absolutely right! I was being so god damn focused that I completely missed what I could be getting myself into. Dumb, dumb, dumb!
I think he got it! LOL
 

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'Accidental' pregnancy is practically a cottage industry these days. Be sure that when you're NEXTing this one that you tag her ear with a warning for other guys to look out for her.
 

dietzcoi

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Amen, Rollo, Amen... this is what I have been trying to get thru to these guys for two years!

Dietzcoi
 

dietzcoi

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BTW, both of my ex-wife's sisters got "accidentally"pregnant, and her brother's GF the same.. they have created a major industry in accidental pregnacies and draining men's wallets.

Dietzcoi
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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