"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Seducing married men?

narcissist

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djgirl said:
You can bad mouth me all you want, at the end of the day shiz like this goes on all the time, we're human beings who were made to keep creating.

Back to my question? Is it too much to grab his co** in his office or would that make him too uncomfortable
The guy has kids which means there are children involved = it is morally impermissible and therefore you are the scum of the earth.

You suck, and you don't deserve any advice :kick:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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djgirl said:
You can bad mouth me all you want, at the end of the day shiz like this goes on all the time, we're human beings who were made to keep creating.

Back to my question? Is it too much to grab his co** in his office or would that make him too uncomfortable?
We all know you're just a troll, but how old are you, 12?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny how I'm getting flamed but yet there's guys on here who come on and ask the same questions about married women and they all get advice given them :/
 

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djgirl said:
There's nothing at stake really. His wife doesn't know me, his leaving in a few weeks, no one will ever find out. It will just be our dirty secret
You "sex text like crazy" but his wife will never find out? Famous last words...

In any event, since he has already told you that "you can make out", I'm not sure exactly what kind of advice you are looking for. Do you need detailed instructions on how to spread your legs?
 
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