"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Seducing married men?

narcissist

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djgirl said:
You can bad mouth me all you want, at the end of the day shiz like this goes on all the time, we're human beings who were made to keep creating.

Back to my question? Is it too much to grab his co** in his office or would that make him too uncomfortable
The guy has kids which means there are children involved = it is morally impermissible and therefore you are the scum of the earth.

You suck, and you don't deserve any advice :kick:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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djgirl said:
You can bad mouth me all you want, at the end of the day shiz like this goes on all the time, we're human beings who were made to keep creating.

Back to my question? Is it too much to grab his co** in his office or would that make him too uncomfortable?
We all know you're just a troll, but how old are you, 12?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny how I'm getting flamed but yet there's guys on here who come on and ask the same questions about married women and they all get advice given them :/
 

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djgirl said:
There's nothing at stake really. His wife doesn't know me, his leaving in a few weeks, no one will ever find out. It will just be our dirty secret
You "sex text like crazy" but his wife will never find out? Famous last words...

In any event, since he has already told you that "you can make out", I'm not sure exactly what kind of advice you are looking for. Do you need detailed instructions on how to spread your legs?
 
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