VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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He IS from America.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Say something about the person above you
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
He is from Vegas.
SELF-MASTERY
Banned
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2004
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He made a FR journal post talking about all the women that he was going to sarge and hasn't approached anyone yet.......SORRY i had to say it
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Somehow I knew that was coming. Oh well. But even though Im not cold approaching like I should be, at least I still get my game on in other places.SELF-MASTERY said:
^^^This guy is ripped as hell!
Teen Spirit
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2004
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- 162
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- 0
^ That dude once called me as a$$hole.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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He likes Nirvana.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ does not own a pink shirt
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
^ used to have cooties
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
^ still believes in cooties 
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ actually owned a box of the cooties when he was four. he put them together quickly and used them in a fight scene with his ninja turtles. he still believes that he still has an antenna or leg in the bottom of his closet next to leonardos knub checks , a superman cape and his old batmobile. they are covered up by 2 old footballs, a tennis racket he got for christmas from grandma and never used, three pairs of shoes and sixteen pairs of jeans that he grew out of . there is also a picture of his ex gf down there and half empty bottle of whiskey and seven books about whales.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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Was born on July 20th, 1978. Currently goes to the University of California. Has 3 brothers and 1 sister. Was born and raised in East Colorado. Had a boyfriend named Jacob who has a drinking problem. Her middle name is Marilyn, and she has a grandfather who was a major in WW2.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
Lives in Vegas (Again)
He beat me to penkitten.
He beat me to penkitten.
VegasGuy56
Senior Don Juan
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Doesn't live in Vegas.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ wants to get underneath me
hahaha
hahaha
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
^ Uses inuendos in an online seduction forum for guys
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cant think of a user name
Master Don Juan
^
(the user above) has made his AIM, Yahoo! and hotmail addresses available for contact. He also has 2.44 posts per day, and short dark hair. He did not participate in 4/20 celebrations (or did he)?
EDIT: he did.
(the user above) has made his AIM, Yahoo! and hotmail addresses available for contact. He also has 2.44 posts per day, and short dark hair. He did not participate in 4/20 celebrations (or did he)?
EDIT: he did.
BBX
Master Don Juan
^has such a stupid user name that its halirious
Teen Spirit
Banned
- Joined
- Aug 6, 2004
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- 162
- Reaction score
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^ Doesn't know that I have a secret crush on him. :flowers:
penkitten
Master Don Juan
^ gave me the only bad rep point i have
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.